A well fought game last night in the sweltering heat but the team ran out 2-4 losers despite a 2-0 lead at half time. Goals from Hambleton and Georgiades gave the promotion pushing oppostion a run for their money but lost it in the dying minutes of the game. At least we all turned up this week.
Last games of the season next week.
After a successful night out in Cheltenham, we were beating the girls away with a shitty stick, end of season drinks are in order. We’re going for Saturday 11th July in Coventry kick off around 7pm.
Full details to follow.
"He's got an STD" Garry Georgiades
When? Saturday 5th Spetember 2009 at 19.00.
When does it finish? The early hours of Sunday 6th September.
Where? Some where in Coventry City Centre – to be finalised.
Why? Danny is off to work in Canada and we’re giving him a farewell drinks up in his adopted home town of Coventry.
Dress code? Erotic.
No holds barred!
A no show for the lads last night, so a 5-0 win against fellow strugglers. A very comfortable 8-3 win in the friendly with goals all round. Richie Rich due back next week after lengthy lay off.
Got spanked 1-12 last night against the Polish lads, all credit to those guys, they’ve improved significantly over the past few months. I don’t think we played that bad but every shot seemed to being going in. Keiron got his first goal from the spot, as consolation goal for Allsorts.
Hambleton was AWOL and Richie was out with eye surgery.
The campaign in League 3 carried on last night with another comeback. Keiron had arranged a plank so couldn’t make it but that left 5 with Bunney back in the team after holidays in Blackpool. The upbeat mood was soon downtodden as the opposition stormed in to a 0-2 lead, the second a dubious goal where the striker was all over Bunney in the area as he poked it at Bunney as well as putting the ball past him.
The second come back in as many weeks begun as Bonnett toe poked the ball passed the keeper after a mazy dribble. Rich fired home from distance after a lay off from Bonnett. Hambleton and Georgiades made it 4-2 at half time.
The game was over as Hambleton and Georgiades scored again after the break making it 6-2. The oppositon got a consolation goal back despite favourable descions from the ref for Allsorts, but Bonnett made it 7-3 with a well worked free kick with Rich.
Allsorts Athletic – League 4 Champions Wednesday Nights Winter/Spring 2008/09
Open top bus parade through the streets of Coventry coming soon…
Also known as:
Moo
Moo-man
Ratish
Rukesh Ratish
Mushesh
Position: Defence/Left
Birthday: 28/09/79
Players Most Like: Des Walker, Viv Anderson
Rumour on the street
email your latest mukesh rumours to us.
Where Is He Now?
Vatish is working in Cheltenham, but still plays a active part in the Phoenix social commitee.
Best Performance of the Season – 15 vs 5 against Deliverance (Tuesday’s)
Worst Performance of the Season – 0 vs 5 against Charterhouse Old Boys (Thurs)
Comeback of the Seasons – Robbie Hewitt’s sensational comeback from the career threatening trampolineing wrist injury
Team Performance of the Season – 15-5 against Deliverence
Disappointment of the Season – finishing 3rd from bottom on thursdays
Disappointment of the Season Part 2 – Missing out of the top 2 places on Sunday on the final game of the season.
Worst Memory of the Season – Bonnett trying to put his trainers on when the game had kicked off
Most Memorable Celebration of the Season – The combined team joy at the 15 vs 5 win over deliverance and the realisation that Carla has lucky pants
Forgetful moments of the season – Georgiades trying to prove he doesn’t wear pants
Unlikeliest Event of the Season – Morris and Sweatman confessing their undying love for eachother
Relief of the Season – Not getting relegated I the 1st season of Thursday games.
Top Goalscorer – Gaz Tues and Thurs, Ry on Sun
Goal of the Season – Mozza’s early season Thursday night magic left half volley strike from wide on the left.
Luckeist Goal – Mozza off the wall and off the keepers back against spleen team
Best Own Goal – Bunney has knocked up quite a few off the post…
Best Manager – Bunney for managing to grow his hair again
Worst Injury – Bunney’s broken thumb
Best Poker – 5 card stud
Most Loyal Fan – Carla – taking Bunney to hostpital
Fans Player of the year – Winner: Bunney – as sponsored by ‘Fans electric fans Ltd’
Most Improved Player of the Season – Mozza
Most Visits to hospital – Bunney and Morris
Performance of the season – Bunney for lasting long enough in bed to hurt his shoulder
Most Consistent – The consistency of Marks Sunday night poo’s
Controversial Incident of the Season – Sweatman trying to leave back of the net
Revelation of the Season – Georgiades revealing he doesn’t wear pants to games
Inevitability of the Season – Sweatman turning up in the wrong shirt
Peer Pressure of the season – Submitting to getting a green kit for the whole squad
The Carlton Palmer Award for worst pass – Robbie passing up the opportunity to have a little locker room loving with that hot duty manager at Higg’s.
The Dennis Bergkamp Award for Pass of the Season – Bonnett’s through ball to Georgiades in last game of thursday night season
The Gary Neville Award For Worst Dive of the Season – Mills falls over more than a paper mache lamppost in a hurricane
Disturbing Fashion Trend of the Season – Bunneys dioreah brown goalie kit
Worst haircut – Bunney for the shocking bowl cut
Grey hair of the Season – Bonnetts back hair
Romantic of the Season – Ry for taking Gemma to Portugal to get roasted
Dumper of the Season – Steve’s pre gamers
De-panted of the Season – Sweatman at the saturday tournement – was a good ‘un
Primma donna of the Season – Sweatman for threatening to jump ship on a Sunday
Song of the Season – Meat Pie Sausage Roll
Word of the Season – injured
Velcro trainers of the season – Mozza
Smell of the Season – Bunneys gloves (vinegar and wee)
The correct opposition didnt turn up so we had a friendly against Spleen Team. The game was a touch short tempered as it always seems to be when we play them, however we won out 6-3 winners.
Bunney even gave us 5 mins at the end of the game in nets to test his hand, with Georgiades and Mills covering for the rest of the game.
The Knights use the spare ref as a sub and generally played well, cantering to the win with ease, although we went 0-1 down. One of two of the opposition tried the rough house tacics with Sweatman being body checked and Bunney’s hand being ground into the wall.
Mills and georgiades pulled of the necessary fine saves covered well on the pitch.
Goals went to the ref, Sweatman and Georgiades(cant remember how many each).
Tally Ho and a Yip Yip to you all!
