End of All Season Awards
Posted by mark in Phoenix Knights News Sunday, 26 April 2009 14:26 No Comments
Best Performance of the Season – 15 vs 5 against Deliverance (Tuesday’s)
Worst Performance of the Season – 0 vs 5 against Charterhouse Old Boys (Thurs)
Comeback of the Seasons – Robbie Hewitt’s sensational comeback from the career threatening trampolineing wrist injury
Team Performance of the Season – 15-5 against Deliverence
Disappointment of the Season – finishing 3rd from bottom on thursdays
Disappointment of the Season Part 2 – Missing out of the top 2 places on Sunday on the final game of the season.
Worst Memory of the Season – Bonnett trying to put his trainers on when the game had kicked off
Most Memorable Celebration of the Season – The combined team joy at the 15 vs 5 win over deliverance and the realisation that Carla has lucky pants
Forgetful moments of the season – Georgiades trying to prove he doesn’t wear pants
Unlikeliest Event of the Season – Morris and Sweatman confessing their undying love for eachother
Relief of the Season – Not getting relegated I the 1st season of Thursday games.
Top Goalscorer – Gaz Tues and Thurs, Ry on Sun
Goal of the Season – Mozza’s early season Thursday night magic left half volley strike from wide on the left.
Luckeist Goal – Mozza off the wall and off the keepers back against spleen team
Best Own Goal – Bunney has knocked up quite a few off the post…
Best Manager – Bunney for managing to grow his hair again
Worst Injury – Bunney’s broken thumb
Best Poker – 5 card stud
Most Loyal Fan – Carla – taking Bunney to hostpital
Fans Player of the year – Winner: Bunney – as sponsored by ‘Fans electric fans Ltd’
Most Improved Player of the Season – Mozza
Most Visits to hospital – Bunney and Morris
Performance of the season – Bunney for lasting long enough in bed to hurt his shoulder
Most Consistent – The consistency of Marks Sunday night poo’s
Controversial Incident of the Season – Sweatman trying to leave back of the net
Revelation of the Season – Georgiades revealing he doesn’t wear pants to games
Inevitability of the Season – Sweatman turning up in the wrong shirt
Peer Pressure of the season – Submitting to getting a green kit for the whole squad
The Carlton Palmer Award for worst pass – Robbie passing up the opportunity to have a little locker room loving with that hot duty manager at Higg’s.
The Dennis Bergkamp Award for Pass of the Season – Bonnett’s through ball to Georgiades in last game of thursday night season
The Gary Neville Award For Worst Dive of the Season – Mills falls over more than a paper mache lamppost in a hurricane
Disturbing Fashion Trend of the Season – Bunneys dioreah brown goalie kit
Worst haircut – Bunney for the shocking bowl cut
Grey hair of the Season – Bonnetts back hair
Romantic of the Season – Ry for taking Gemma to Portugal to get roasted
Dumper of the Season – Steve’s pre gamers
De-panted of the Season – Sweatman at the saturday tournement – was a good ‘un
Primma donna of the Season – Sweatman for threatening to jump ship on a Sunday
Song of the Season – Meat Pie Sausage Roll
Word of the Season – injured
Velcro trainers of the season – Mozza
Smell of the Season – Bunneys gloves (vinegar and wee)
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