Thursday, Mar 11, 2010

End of All Season Awards

Best Performance of the Season – 15 vs 5 against Deliverance (Tuesday’s)

Worst Performance of the Season – 0 vs 5 against Charterhouse Old Boys (Thurs)

Comeback of the Seasons – Robbie Hewitt’s sensational comeback from the career threatening trampolineing wrist injury

Team Performance of the Season – 15-5 against Deliverence

Disappointment of the Season – finishing 3rd from bottom on thursdays

Disappointment of the Season Part 2 – Missing out of the top 2 places on Sunday on the final game of the season.

Worst Memory of the Season – Bonnett trying to put his trainers on when the game had kicked off

Most Memorable Celebration of the Season – The combined team joy at the 15 vs 5 win over deliverance and the realisation that Carla has lucky pants

Forgetful moments of the season – Georgiades trying to prove he doesn’t wear pants

Unlikeliest Event of the Season – Morris and Sweatman confessing their undying love for eachother

Relief of the Season – Not getting relegated I the 1st season of Thursday games.

Top Goalscorer – Gaz Tues and Thurs, Ry on Sun

Goal of the Season – Mozza’s early season Thursday night magic left half volley strike from wide on the left.

Luckeist Goal – Mozza off the wall and off the keepers back against spleen team

Best Own Goal – Bunney has knocked up quite a few off the post…

Best Manager – Bunney for managing to grow his hair again

Worst Injury – Bunney’s broken thumb

Best Poker – 5 card stud

Most Loyal Fan – Carla – taking Bunney to hostpital

Fans Player of the year – Winner: Bunney – as sponsored by ‘Fans electric fans Ltd’

Most Improved Player of the Season – Mozza

Most Visits to hospital – Bunney and Morris

Performance of the season – Bunney for lasting long enough in bed to hurt his shoulder

Most Consistent – The consistency of Marks Sunday night poo’s

Controversial Incident of the Season – Sweatman trying to leave back of the net

Revelation of the Season – Georgiades revealing he doesn’t wear pants to games

Inevitability of the Season – Sweatman turning up in the wrong shirt

Peer Pressure of the season – Submitting to getting a green kit for the whole squad

The Carlton Palmer Award for worst pass – Robbie passing up the opportunity to have a little locker room loving with that hot duty manager at Higg’s.

The Dennis Bergkamp Award for Pass of the Season – Bonnett’s through ball to Georgiades in last game of thursday night season

The Gary Neville Award For Worst Dive of the Season – Mills falls over more than a paper mache lamppost in a hurricane

Disturbing Fashion Trend of the Season – Bunneys dioreah brown goalie kit

Worst haircut – Bunney for the shocking bowl cut

Grey hair of the Season – Bonnetts back hair

Romantic of the Season – Ry for taking Gemma to Portugal to get roasted

Dumper of the Season – Steve’s pre gamers

De-panted of the Season – Sweatman at the saturday tournement – was a good ‘un

Primma donna of the Season – Sweatman for threatening to jump ship on a Sunday

Song of the Season – Meat Pie Sausage Roll

Word of the Season – injured

Velcro trainers of the season – Mozza

Smell of the Season – Bunneys gloves (vinegar and wee)