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Phoenix Knights Season 2 Awards |
Admission Of The Season
Winner: Craig Morris....being admitted into hospital with a broken knuckle
Anti-Climax Of The Season
Winner: Being losing finalist in the cup
Advice Of The Season
Winner: Never eat yellow snow - Morris found out the hard way.
Busiest Man Of The Season
Winner:Little Dave playing for phoenix, back of the net and hinckley
Comeback Of The Season
Winner: Sarah Hannah....think about it!
Costly Failure Of The Season
Winner:Failure to hold onto the 5-2 lead over fozey duckers
Cunning Plan Of The Season
Winner: To lose last 2 league games and not get promoted
Dive Of The Season
Winner: Any one of Mills little slips, trips and falls
Deja Vu Of The Season
Winner: Being losing finalists in the cup....happens almost every other season. Always a bridesmaid never a bride
Error Of The Season
Winner: Sweatman thinking poo tasted like truffles
Familiar U-Turn Of The Season
Winner: Morris never coming out at team piss ups!
Grim Reaper Of The Season
Winner: Craig "Haymaker" Morris
Harshest Sacking Of The Season
Winner: Sweatman being fired from Tricky Dickys for refusing to dance for the guys
Favourite Headline Of The Season
Winner: Craig Morris ate my hamster
High-Pitched Squealer Of The Season
Winner: Nick (rys mate) when Georgiades tried geting his shorts down
Holiday Destination Of The Season
Winner:Mozza going to egypt of the pull - he says he has never had a bird inone of them all over black dress things, it kinda reminds him of a gimp suit.
Holidayer Of The Season
Winner: Craig Morris
Fall From Grace Of The Season
Winner: Mark Bonnett - from top scorer in 2005 to goalkeeper
Family Man Of The Season
Winner: Steve Mills and his 30 million sisters in law
Famous Last Words Of The Season
Winner: "I pulled down the colly last night"....Ry Sweatman
Finding Their Level Of The Season
Winners: Pheonix Knights in Div 4
Least Surprising Headline Of The Day
Winner: Craig Morris ate my hamster
Least Surprising Quote Of The Season
Winner: "It's a long while since I've had sex" - Garry Georgiades.
Longest Minutes Of The Season
Winner: The minutes where steve got stuck pushing out a poo 5mm wider than his bum hole
Managerial Error Of The Season
Winner: Georgiades giving his umber to Ryton
Media Spat Of The Season
Winner: Sweatman putting out false and malicious rumours about mozza eating his hamster
Runner up: Sweatman saying Harriet was a simple girl
Money-Maker Of The Season
Winner: Sweatman playing conkers for money with primary school kids at st gregorys
Most-Scrutinised Bout Of Handbags Of The Season
Winner: Sweatman and some kid from st gregorys all over sweatman trying to do him over with a vinegared cheese wedge
Most Under-Scrutinised Bout Of Handbags Of The Season
Winner: The kid from st gregorys later taking a dump on the caretakers doorstep
Phone Call Of The Season
Winner: Steve Mills' weekly phone calls to
Buttman and Throbbin' chat line
Player Of The Season
Winner: Seaman for Hinkley u18's
Pre-Match Preparation Of The Season
Winner: Steve Mills' pre-match dumps
Punch-Up Of The Season
Winner: Craig Morris and Ryan Sweatman over Harriett
Romantic Of The Season
Winner: Craig Morris and Pamala Handerson
Romantics Of The Season
Winners: Dave Seaman and his cupboard
Signing Of The Season
Winner: Rich
Team-Mates Of The Season
Winners: Morris and Sweatman for sharing the journey
Tedious Winter Saga Of The Season
Winner: All the no shows
Thrashing Of The Season
Winner: 16-0
Underappreciated Achievement Of The Season
Winner: Bonnett filling the void in nets
Villain Of The Season
Winner: Marie finding the bill for
Buttman and Throbbin'
Water Shortage Suffer Of The Season
Winner: Mills - he still struggles to pee after that thing he caught from that bird....now thats a water shortage
Well Managed Managerial Sacking Of The Season
Winner: Mark Bonnett - passing the reigns on to Garry Georgiades
Wife Of The Season
Winner: There is only 1 Vishani Sawjani
Worst Tackle Of The Season
Winner: Ryan Sweatman - we've all seen him in the showers after the game
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